The Next President of the United States Will Be...

Get  ready for the first president from the Big Sky State, Brian Schweitzer. Huh?  Who's Brian Schweitzer?  

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He's the wildly-popular, Democratic former governor of Montana.  Learn more about Brian Schweitzer. Learn what Brian Schweitzer is thinking. 

But what about Hillary, I hear you cry? 

Why, have you forgotten that she voted for George W. Bush's illegal, $3 trillion bombardement, invasion and occupation of Iraq. [By the way, then Senator Barack Obama voted against the Iraq War, along with 20 other Democrats in the Senate.]

I'm sure Hillary would like to purge that item from her résumé, but Brian Schweitzer, for one, will never let her--or the American people--forget it. As he put it in Iowa [yes, Iowa...already Iowa] on December 18, 2013:

“When we were attacked at 9/11 by 17 Saudis and two Egyptians who called themselves Al-Qaeda, who weren’t welcome in Iraq, and George Bush got a bunch of Democrats to go to that war, I was just shaking my head in Montana.”

Furthermore, sharing a bed with a president and having the stamps from 112 countries in your passport cannot be considered serious qualifications for the presidency of United States of America.

It's likely that Hillary herself knows she's totally incompetent and unfit to be president and that's why she's so hesitant about tossing her hat in the ring.  Every time somebody asks her about running, she pussyfoots.

But the media pressure on Hillary Clinton to run is perhaps overwhelming and she may succumb to the adulation of the incestuous Washington insider crowd and the media, who decided she would be president the day she took the oath of office as the junior senator from New York on January 3, 2001. 

If the Democrats are bedazzled enough to nominate Hillary, the Republicans can run a yellow dog for president and win by a landslide. 

So, here is the Jagor prediction for the presidential election of 2016: it will be a race between two governors.

• The Democrats will reject their media darling Hillary Clinton and pick Brian Schweitzer;
• The Republicans will nominate Susana Martinez, the wildly popular [formerly Democratic] governor of New Mexico and reject their weight-challenged media darling Chris Christie and offer him a lifetime membership in WeightWatchers as a consolation prize.

Learn more about Susana Martinez.

Coincidentally, both Schweitzer and Martinez are Catholics, but Schweitzer's name means that a lot of Jews might mistake him for one of their own and vote for him by mistake. But that's OK, too.  Every vote counts.

Brian Schweitzer will win the election. You heard it here first..

Revised Dec. 24, 2013